'You know,' she said, and shook her head,
'It really seems to me -
There's not a lot inside a watt
Of 'electricity'.
'It's such a bore, though Franklin's sure
This 'current' thing's divine -
A 'volt' or two won't ever do
For me, my dear, or mine.
'You see,' said she, 'it's clear to me
It's sure to miss the mark.
Electric lamps in 'hertz' and 'amps'?
Oh, no. It lacks the spark.'