You know the saying "an apple a day keeps the doctor away"? Well its a
lie. Eating apples is why people get sick, so then they go to the
doctor, and get told to eat more apples, so they go to the doctor more!
Its all a plot by the big pharma to make more money!
Tl;dr, if you eat an apple, sooner or later you will get sick.
Wake up sheeple!