When Internet Comes Crashing..

"Gabe! Our servers are crashing! What the fuck is going on?"
Explosion offscreen, someone screams that the room is on fire.
"What are we going to do, Gabe!"
"... Plug me in."
"Do it!"
"But, sir--"
"I can handle it! All downloads will go through me for the hour. Plug me in."
"Yes, sir. Godspeed, sir."

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