Things that Pisses Me Off on Everyday Basis
When a web page that plays music before I'm actually looking at it.
When a web page that puts its pictures on their own individual page.
Any page that is completely done in flash.
Anyone who uses akimbo 1887's.
People who walk slow or take to long in a line.
Anyone who thinks I enjoy fixing your shitty computer.
People who say 'Can I ask you a question'?
Everyone in politics (even you Rahul).
Babies in movie theaters, restaurant or anywhere loud obnoxious screaming is frowned upon.
People who bring their babies to said places.
Every cell phone company, Internet service provider and Tv service I've ever had.
Anyone who talks to me about religion like it's fact.
Girls who confuse the shit out of me by playing your mind games.
Anyone who thinks the iPod is the best MP3 player you can get.
The pope.
My dog who ripped apart my garbage, ( which was long time ago, clearly miss him).
Everyone who works on the American side of a broader.
Commercials that have really, really tiny writing at the bottom of the screen for a billionth of a second.
Web sites that take 5 minutes to load.
Anyone who tries to debate me without actually knowing anything about the subject.
People who are rude to the servers at restaurants, I'll go upside your head if I see that again.
Anyone who says Avatar is the best movie ever.
People with dogs smaller than cats.
Steam, for taking up huge space on my computer and bogging it down like a cripple in a swamp.
ANYTHING that tries to sneak a yahoo toolbar into my installation.
People who think the earth is 6000 years old.
People who don't discipline their kids.
Cats.
People who think every religious person is an evil idiot.
Grammar Nazis.
Driving in the winter.
Fat people who complain about being fat. (Nothing against fat people, just don't like people complaining about what they do to themselves)
People who don't know how to drive yet insist on operating a speeding ton of metal.
Anyone who takes their pet to a spa specifically designed for animals.
People who own or run businesses like that.
Commercials that cause me to empty my bowels in fright at their loud noises.
People who use thermal scopes.
The fact that your body starts going downhill one day.
How dusty my PC and Tv get. F**k you dust.
Popcorn, for setting up a condo between my teeth for weeks on end.
Every single boy band or band that has no musicians in it.
Australia. I don't know what you do down their but ALL you wildlife scares me. Hoping kangaroo.
Every Tv station that censors movies.
People who complain about seeing something twice on the Internet.
Weathermen (or women).
People who think everyone should know what their slang means
People who comment on how short I am and ask if the weather's nice down here. .
To the government in general for restricting the good things in life.
High fructose corn syrup is the worst thing to happen to food since Mcdonalds.
People who use voice chat solely for the purpose of screaming obscenities to make themselves look cool to complete strangers, f**k you noobs.
Pidgins and 85% of all those other flying rats we call birds.
The east coast.
The fact that the sun beams right through my curtains in the morning and right into my eye.
Anything to do with reading your palm.
Prohibition.
Avatar gave me eye pains and almost melted down my brain, all for 3 hours of greenpeace porno.
Batteries that don't recharge.
The fact that South Korea has better Internet than us. And the fact that basically EVERYBODY else has better Internet than us.
Spiders. Anything bigger than a quarter must die on the spot, unless bigger than an apple, in which case I flee.
The fact that I keep coming back to this list to add more things I need to tell off.
The fact that when I get a large fry at Mcdonalds, they don't fill it all the way up.
Corn is in pretty much everything you eat, it's not THAT good.
People who talk in ALLCAPS should have their fingers broken.
People who talk like LOLcats should have their necks broken.
Having to put things in alphabetical order and realizing I can't do it without going over the song 20 times.
Whenever I end up writing as much as facebook will allow.
Bill Murry is a god.
Kids who play online games, and their parents who don't see what a horrible little shit their spawn is.
The fact that I don't know how to use this ; properly, and probably never will.
The fact that I can't sign up for jdate.com. Fuck that.
Everything about the superbowl or grey cup or stanley cup playoffs. Shit mass stupidity over 'roided up beefcakes.
All the good Tv shows are getting shorter in season.
The fact that we don't study hallucinogens more.
I keep adding more as I think of them.